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Jul 20 2005, 05:22 PM (Post #1)
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Hey all, this topic is a competition, where you can win prizes for your hard work and time. Of course, this won't be easy and will require a lot of skill and determination. Concluding this, every week I will hold a different competition for you; the members to take part in, prizes are of course: Graphics. In some contests, I will grant awards such as Graphical Assistance, which will help you improve your skills in graphics. Also, each competition will last for one week from the starting date, submissions will be looked over and a winner will be chose a day after the finishing date. Good luck to all and have fun!

20th July 2005 - First Competition:
For the first competition, I want to hear your best jokes. Real life stories which are humourous will also be accepted.

THIS COMPETITION ENDS ON THE 27TH JULY 2005 SO HURRY!

The winner of this contest will be able to win a signature and avatar set which are made to a top quality. Here's a rough design of the signature:

user posted image

All specifications can be changed to suit your needs and choices.

Thank you and get posting!
Sir Auron's Test of Skills

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Jul 20 2005, 05:37 PM (Post #2)
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First: I can't see the rough design of the sig o_o

Second: I claim credit for any posts/topics I made at Origin and I'll post the links.

a friend: have u ever been caught?
me: o_o
me: caught doing what?
a friend: playing with urself
me: oh
me: yeah, lots of times
me: but i don't do it by myself
a friend: really?
me: sure. my brother used to do it with me, we used to sit/lay on the couch and go at it for hours. my dad never did, he hasn't since he was a teenager.
me: and remember jessica? jeremy's sister? she used to come help me all the time, but i had more fun raping her instead
a friend: wow....i'd never have known....
me: o_o
me: .........
me: we ARE talking about playing video games, right?


[different friend]
Me: i made a 92 on my math quiz, you owe me a bj :)
a friend: ....
a friend: how abt i give it to you nxt weekend?
Me: ?
Me: give me what?
a friend: your bj
Me: LOL
Me: that was a typo
a friend: oh lol
Me: it was sposed to say "gj" not "bj"
a friend: gj then
Me: but ty newayz ^_^
a friend: np ;)
Me: do i stil get the bj?
a friend: no :P

The Sultan of Brunei was getting a bit cheesed off as he had 6 children, all girls, and therefore had no son and heir. Imagine his joy then,when one of his wives presented him with his only son and heir.
Just before his son's sixth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side and said, "Son, I am very proud of you. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like an aeroplane." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him British Airways.
Just before his son's seventh birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are my pride and joy. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like a boat." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him P&O Ferries.
Just before his son's eighth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you bring so much happiness into my life. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son replied, "Daddy, I would like something to watch films on." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father bought him MGM Studios and their cinemas, where he watched all his favourite Western Movies.
Just before his son's ninth birthday, the Sultan took him to one side. "Son, you are an inspiration to us all. Anything you want, I shall get for you."
His son, who had caught the 'Western' movie bug, replied, "Daddy,I would like a cowboy outfit." Not wanting to do anything by halves, his father went and bought him Microsoft.

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Jul 20 2005, 07:26 PM (Post #3)
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Wanna hear something funny? Well my ... mmm 2nd ... girlfriend became a lesbian immediately after dating me. So did my 6th. And my 5th one recently kissed me and spewed no less than 2 seconds later. And passed out.

Ha ha?

Oh, and the last time I saw my 3rd girlfriend, she literally nearly killed me. Ha. And I owe my 4th an apple.
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Jul 20 2005, 09:24 PM (Post #4)
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Area equals pi r squared? XD Actually, go read the darwin awards. I posted a few. If you want I can link to them

Duke, did you write that joke?
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Jul 21 2005, 12:30 AM (Post #5)
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Which joke? The dialogs were conv between me and a few friends, The Sultan is from an email a friend sent me.
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Jul 21 2005, 12:34 AM (Post #6)
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How is it a test of skill if its convos or stories? O_o that had to hae actually happened?

Don't make this confusing, just read the title... The Test of Skill will change every week and can vary so don't make first impressions from the first competition. - Sir Auron

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Jul 21 2005, 12:40 AM (Post #7)
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They don't have to have actually happened, he said that's optionally. Just post funny jokes stongue.gif
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Jul 21 2005, 05:35 AM (Post #8)
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o_O So we don't have to have written them???
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Jul 21 2005, 10:24 AM (Post #9)
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Omg, just post your best jokes, it's not that hard.
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Jul 21 2005, 02:07 PM (Post #10)
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Another conv:

me: hey wassup
[no reply]
me: busy?
friend: sorta
friend: im downloading porn at 4 kilobytes a second and whacking it
me: O_o
me: really?
friend: no lol
friend: i got DSL
friend: (:
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Jul 21 2005, 04:31 PM (Post #11)
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Keep going guys...
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Jul 21 2005, 04:47 PM (Post #12)
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The way I see it, if nobody else posts jokes in 6 days, I win ssmile.gif Yalz want that to happen? THEN POST!
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Jul 21 2005, 06:07 PM (Post #13)
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I gave my best.
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Jul 21 2005, 07:49 PM (Post #15)
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Your momma's so fat she needs a boomerang to get her belt unbuckled.

When she does, the equater can finally get free.

She has more spare tyres than michellin. More chins than a chinese phone
book. More spare ribs than her last meal.

She is the only person in the world capable of coming out of a shower with her feet still dry.

Your momma's so ugly she needs two tickets to go to the zoo - one to get in, and one to get out.
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