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Cinema - Epic Movie, 1/10 - 2007

Mar 24 2007, 11:30 PM (Post #1)
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Title - Epic Movie
Year - 2007
Writer - Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Director - Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Starring - Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge
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I think the fact that the Official Site is stated as a myspace should sum things up. This is teenage comedy with a twist - the jokes are too immature for even teenagers to handle.

If your "thing" is vomit jokes in the style of Little Britain, or if you consider Scary Movie 4 to be the best of the series, then you might enjoy this film. Otherwise, with the exception of the Captain Jack Sparrow segments, this is just ridiculous filler.

The basic plot is the same of Scary Movie, Date Movie and all the rest - take some recent films (in this case The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe, Nacho Libre and Charlie And The Chocolate Factory), spoof them up and add in some crap gags and you have yourself a 'movie'. Take my advice - this is a waste of money. If you are even contemplating viewing this, then like I said, skip to the Cpt Jack segments and leave the rest behind. You would be much better off seeing:
    - Scary Movie
    - Scary Movie 3
    - Airplane!
    - PCU
    - The Naked Gun
    - Empire Records
    - Road Trip
    - The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe
    - Charlie And The Chocolate Factor
and, just in this one instance, I will even go so far as to recommend American Pie in lieu of seeing this pile of crap.

This isn't a review, it is a warning - Epic Movie may seriously damage your mental, spiritual and physical health. It will cause you AIDs and it will steal your first born. And your second born. Avoid like the plague.

Rating - 1/10 (I did genuinely laugh at the Cpt Jack Sparrow parts)
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