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Dec 22 2007, 07:02 PM (Post #1)
I Love Jingy
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Rules: The first person makes a wish. Each person after that will say "Wish granted, but..." and come up with a way to turn the wish into a bad thing (while still fulfilling the wish). Then they make their wish.

Example:

Me: I wish I had a billion dollars.

Next person: Wish granted, but..money has become so inflated that you cannot afford a single slice of bread with that money. I wish Global warming would be forgotten.

Next person: Wish granted, but....everyone on the planet got Alzheimer's. I wish....etc etc

I'll start.

I wish I had the power to control time.

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Dec 22 2007, 07:57 PM (Post #2)
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Sure, but you can only accelerate it in the forward direction—and you don't live forever.

I wish I were the admin of Origin o_o
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Dec 22 2007, 08:05 PM (Post #3)
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Wish granted, but you have to put up with a lot of s*it from people.

I wish there was someone I could speak to freely, someone who would help me every way possible, someone I could trust completely.
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Dec 22 2007, 10:11 PM (Post #4)
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Wish granted, but life ain't perfect.

I wish that Bush could just come to his senses and leave office already.
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Dec 22 2007, 10:17 PM (Post #5)
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Cheney steps in.

I wish I could multiply 128-bit integers instantly o_o
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Dec 22 2007, 11:48 PM (Post #6)
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Wish granted, but you will forget how to multiply anything less.

I wish I were omnipotent.

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Dec 23 2007, 02:46 AM (Post #7)
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Wish granted, but you can't. Nor are you powerful enough.

I wish I had some good food.
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Dec 23 2007, 03:42 AM (Post #8)
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Wish granted, but i ate it all.

I wish clowns didn't look emo.
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Dec 23 2007, 06:22 AM (Post #9)
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granted, but they'll still kill you in your sleep

I wish I didn't have to sleep.
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Dec 23 2007, 06:25 AM (Post #10)
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granted, but you'll have to watch videos of an overweight bald brittney spears singing.

I wish dial up was faster <_<

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Dec 23 2007, 02:04 PM (Post #11)
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Granted, but both of your computers will crash.

I wish I had an IQ of 4000.
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Dec 23 2007, 10:21 PM (Post #12)
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granted, but IQ doesn't go that high.

I wish I had Jingy's post count.
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Dec 23 2007, 10:57 PM (Post #13)
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Granted, but you get banned for spamming.

I wish Congress was full of Libertarians.
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Dec 24 2007, 09:51 AM (Post #14)
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Granted, but a meteor craches to Earth and kills everyone but me.

I wish Al turned into a parrot.
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Dec 24 2007, 11:17 AM (Post #15)
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Sure, but he'd start pecking at your eyes.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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