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Dec 22 2007, 07:02 PM (Post #1)
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Rules: The first person makes a wish. Each person after that will say "Wish granted, but..." and come up with a way to turn the wish into a bad thing (while still fulfilling the wish). Then they make their wish.

Example:

Me: I wish I had a billion dollars.

Next person: Wish granted, but..money has become so inflated that you cannot afford a single slice of bread with that money. I wish Global warming would be forgotten.

Next person: Wish granted, but....everyone on the planet got Alzheimer's. I wish....etc etc

I'll start.

I wish I had the power to control time.

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May 22 2008, 10:04 PM (Post #46)
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Granted, but you cause the end of the universe.

I wish I could create a sex change potion.
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May 23 2008, 01:42 AM (Post #47)
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Granted, but you use it on all of the woman killing all of man kind.

I wish that Cheese wasn't so expensive.
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May 23 2008, 01:43 AM (Post #48)
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Granted, it's free even, but only 100 year old bleu.

I wish I had a giant penis.
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May 23 2008, 05:32 AM (Post #49)
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Granted, but that's all you'll ever be: a giant dick

I wish this thread didn't suck
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May 23 2008, 10:16 PM (Post #50)
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Granted, but it's the only thread in the world.

I wish I had magical balls that granted everything I wanted.
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Jun 3 2008, 06:05 AM (Post #51)
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Granted, but it hurts like hell when someone kicks them.

I wish I had more money.
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Jun 3 2008, 06:17 AM (Post #52)
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Granted, but they're monopoly money.

I wish the square root of two was negative 8
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Jun 3 2008, 07:01 AM (Post #53)
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Granted, but that makes no sense.

I wish summer vacation would start now.
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Jun 3 2008, 05:58 PM (Post #54)
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Granted, but- what, you're not on summer vacation yet?

Granted, but all summer long, California gets a blizzard with 3 feet of snow, while New York has sunny weather for the whole summer.

I wish I didn't have allergies.
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Jun 3 2008, 10:26 PM (Post #55)
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Granted, but it's because you're dead.

I wish I was a centaur.
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Jun 4 2008, 05:04 AM (Post #56)
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Granted, but you are a two-legged centaur.

I wish this wish weren't corrupted.
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Jun 4 2008, 03:09 PM (Post #57)
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Granted, but you ruined the game.

I wish I was Skip E. Lowe.
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Sep 1 2008, 11:59 AM (Post #58)
Here for the cute boys ;)
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Granted, but does he exist?

I wish Hong Kong was colder
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Sep 1 2008, 03:48 PM (Post #59)
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The people no longer have a conscience.

I wish McCain gets elected then dies in office.
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Sep 1 2008, 04:30 PM (Post #60)
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Granted, but sorry, that's never going to happen. Go sulk plz. Kthxbye.

I wish Hong Kong still, was much colder.
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