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Mar 12 2009, 04:30 PM (Post #1)
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Just thought I'd let you all know, I almost burned down my apartment building.
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Mar 12 2009, 04:44 PM (Post #2)
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how did you accomplish that? o_O
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Mar 12 2009, 05:03 PM (Post #3)
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So why didn't you? o_o
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Mar 12 2009, 05:05 PM (Post #4)
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Well, I didn't accomplish anything, save preventing the smoke alarms from going off.

Someone pissed me off in class today, so I figured I'd get revenge on the world by taking out this building. So I threw a bunch of papers on the floor and lit them on fire. After a few seconds, I got hungry, so I figured I'd put it out with the fire extinguisher, and have lunch first.

So I went to cook a pizza. With the oven on 400, I put the pizza in, and somehow dropped it, it flipped, and landed face down on the coil (or whatever the thing that actually heats up the oven is called). Instantly, smoke started pouring out, and my apartment was a little foggy for a while. I turned the oven off, closed it, turned on every fan I had, opened the windows, turned the heat off (it's 24 degrees out right now), and tried to cover the smoke detectors.

So in short, A, I'm starving, and I'm going to miss lunch, B, I didn't have time to do my physics homework, and C, I have to bear with the lingering smell of severely burnt pizza (and D, I have to clean it later, since I didn't think it was a good idea to do it at 400 degrees, and now I have to leave for class soon).
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Mar 12 2009, 05:31 PM (Post #5)
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Dumbass.


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What did you expect?
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Mar 12 2009, 05:40 PM (Post #6)
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I think the pizza thing was an accident.

My advice, don't use a fire extinguisher unless you have to. They are expensive to get refilled.
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Mar 12 2009, 08:00 PM (Post #7)
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O_____________O

*offers Sing a pizza* Scared the hell out of me for a second. Glad it didn't turn out to be anything serious...
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Mar 12 2009, 08:05 PM (Post #8)
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Arson? *shakes head*
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Mar 12 2009, 08:29 PM (Post #9)
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It's only arson if you go through with it, and it's on purpose.

The papers thing he didn't go through with, and the pizza thing wasn't on purpose.
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Mar 12 2009, 09:45 PM (Post #10)
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You can't do anything right. I mean come on, even a blind one-armed dumbass can burn a house down.
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Mar 12 2009, 10:58 PM (Post #11)
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So FML.
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Mar 13 2009, 12:43 AM (Post #12)
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QUOTE (Kyosuke Nanbu @ Mar 12 2009, 12:40 PM)
I think the pizza thing was an accident.

My advice, don't use a fire extinguisher unless you have to.  They are expensive to get refilled.
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Alright, I lied about the fire extinguisher. I pissed it out.

And yes, the pizza thing was an accident. I was trying to sort-of throw it on the rack (as placing it down gently means second-degree burns on my hands), and in doing so, hit the side, where the pizza flipped over.

Looks like things are alright now, didn't have time to clean it after it happened, and I happened to have 6 hours of class after that, but I've since taken care of it.

@Jay, I could have burned it down if I wanted to, I was just to hungry to do it all in one sitting.
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Mar 13 2009, 04:32 PM (Post #13)
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Um, let me give you some advice about pizzas. As a man, you don't need to 'preheat the oven'. Don't. Just put the pizza in, set it at whatever temp you think will work it, and cook it till it's done. That's how men do it, and, if you don't preheat, the crust comes out better anyways.


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Mar 14 2009, 12:26 AM (Post #14)
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I could really go for some pizza now. Thanks.
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Mar 14 2009, 09:41 AM (Post #15)
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lol.gif burning your dinner is not burning down your apartment rotfl.gif
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