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Sep 9 2004, 08:32 PM (Post #1)
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3 old men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? "274" was his reply. The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" replys the second man. The doctor says to the third man, "OK, Your turn. What's three times three"? "Nine" says the third man. "That's great" says the doctor. "How did you get that"? "Simple" says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday".

haha i gots this from a website i will tell you the link when i find it agaian
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Sep 9 2004, 11:25 PM (Post #2)
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Um, that has little to do with Memory o_0
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Sep 9 2004, 11:42 PM (Post #3)
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you wouldn't get something like that, garlic....it's an intellectual joke stongue.gif
seriously, though, he is saying they've gone senile....
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Sep 10 2004, 12:03 AM (Post #4)
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Yeah, so it's an insanity test. Or an intelligence test. It still has nothing to do with memory.

If anything, it proves the third guy has good memory, at least short-term. It is a good joke, funny punch-line, just has nothing to do with being a Memory Test.

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Three old men are at the doctor for a mentality test, to determine if they are senile or not.

The doctor says to the first old man, "What is three times three"? He replies, "274"
The doctor says to the second man "It's your turn. What is three times three"? "Tuesday" repliess the second man.
The doctor goess to the third man, "Ok, *sigh*. What's three times three"?
"Nine" he says.

"That's great!" says the doctor. "Your obviously still as sharp as a tick!"
"Yeah, it was really simple...." says the third man, "... I just subtracted 274 from Tuesday".


Now that is better stongue.gif
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Sep 11 2004, 08:53 AM (Post #5)
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Suck all the fun out of it why don't you.
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Sep 11 2004, 09:43 PM (Post #6)
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go, my mighty ninja(plural) of randomness
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Sep 12 2004, 02:47 AM (Post #7)
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I don't get it @_@ But then again, I don't get anything lol
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Sep 12 2004, 07:18 AM (Post #8)
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At least your honest.
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Sep 12 2004, 03:23 PM (Post #9)
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what don't you get?
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Sep 12 2004, 07:30 PM (Post #10)
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Sep 12 2004, 10:30 PM (Post #11)
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no body asked you
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Sep 13 2004, 10:56 AM (Post #12)
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Sep 13 2004, 01:20 PM (Post #13)
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Now thats funny.
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Sep 14 2004, 12:20 AM (Post #14)
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i guess so......
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Sep 14 2004, 09:02 AM (Post #15)
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I know so. ^_^
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